Wow. Just... wow. The villain is a haunted, sentient elevator. WHAT? Say less. There are so many bizarre, bold, and straight up bonkers choices made in this film and had me in gut-busting laughter nearly the entire runtime. Terrible New York accents, nudity for the sake of nudity, fog machines, and rollerblades. My only regret is that I did not know of this film sooner and that the producers did not title this **Hellevator.**

What a stacked cast! Love how awkward and surprising the dialogue is. A bit too long, but definitely worth the ride.

Down - ❤x5 This is not good enough to recommend and yet it's not bad enough to warn everyone away. But it is a mess, and unintentionally humorous, but mostly just bad. How I rate: 1-3 ❤ = seriously! don't waste your time 4-6 ❤ = you may or may not enjoy this 7-8 ❤ = I expect you will like this too 9-10 ❤ = movies and TV shows I really love!