This movie was so bad but it gave me 80s slasher movie feels so I had to rank it high for nostalgic purposes

The violence is brutal, the humor is crass, and the plot might feel familiar to genre veterans. But for those who crave a Christmas horror fix served with a side of B-movie glee, this film is a bloody good time. It's a sleigh ride of splatter that will leave you laughing, screaming, and maybe reaching for some extra peppermint schnapps to wash it all down.

*Severed dicks: The Movie* Low budget but made with love, it has decent cinematography. The kills and practical effects are pretty good, sets are colorful and filled with Christmas decorations, the mannequins are creepy and a Santa killing people with shears is pretty memorable. It got repetitive in the middle for some reason, the characters are empty and the story is ridiculous. I like ridiculous but only when it's paired with fun and comedy and I don't think there was enough here.