A friend of mine tricked me here. The name suggested some sort of trying to recreate the Jurrasic Park thing and I was ready for some campy, prehistoric chaos but What I got was a logic-defying, softcore adventure that's so bad, it can't even nail the softcore part. The plot's a joke. A paper-thin excuse to get a bunch of people stranded on an island with women in animal-print bikinis. There's zero humor, zero sense, and the dinosaurs look like toys. The whole thing feels less like a movie and more like a fever dream that someone decided to film. But you dont go in these movies expecting much, you're supposed to go into a movie like this for the low-stakes, softcore fun. But even on that front, it's a disappointment. It's neither a good movie nor a good erotica. It’s the worse of both worlds. The only thing this film proved to me is that I need to re-evaluate my friendships.

Oh god was this bad. Yeah, there were some funny parts... but not worth it.