Blastfighter feels less like a finished movie and more like a rough draft somebody shoved into theaters before the ink dried. The acting is terrible, the writing is worse, and the dialogue sounds like it was dubbed by people who had only been told the plot through a wall. Even some reviews that were kinder than I am admitted it’s basically an Italian revenge-exploitation mashup borrowing from things like Rambo and Deliverance, with a finale that’s the main event.   And I have to say it: if you turn off the sound and just watch the beginning, it weirdly plays like the opening of a low-budget gay porno, with one guy picking up another in his car and both of them acting with such stiff, loaded expressions that I genuinely laughed. Unfortunately, that may be the most entertainment the movie provides outside the final shootout. If this were a student film, I’d give it a C for effort and then suggest everyone involved consider a less collaborative hobby. A few genre fans defend it as fun trash, but for me it’s mostly just clumsy, cheap, joyless junk with a pulse.  

If you think you have already seen the worst movie ever, think again. This one is a real strong contender. The story is so stupid that no behaviour of any character at any time makes any sense. The dialogues go along with that quality of storytelling. The music is what was rejected from the latest porn production and the acting is worse than in prom productions. Just a disaster. If you want any reason to watch this movie, than it can just be to see with you own eyes how bad it is.