>*"She's not gonna suck you off the way you like."* Bank robber boys vs. vampire girls get to fight off in a shitty hotel. This premise had the potential to be good fun but the script and execution work against it. The budget (and talent to do stuff with your budget) really brought this down too, the sets are so lame except for the occasional Christmas lighting, the makeup is bad enough to end someone's career, Paint level CG effects, and the acting is atrocious except for the three older men in the band who were alright. The character stereotypes are unbearable and the comedy is so dumb but I did laugh a few times and it was more at the movie for coming up with such dumb shit. Not enough group interactions, everyone kinda wanders off on their own and it killed the vibe we had at the beginning. I liked the animation segments but it's all AI apparently. Everything sold the movie as the robbers wearing Christmas costumes during this heist but they took them off after five minutes and never wore them again... I feel robbed.

As a Xmas vampire comedy horror, this ok. Sure, it is low budget, pretty amateur, very scarce special effects, and didn't take itself too seriously but it was amusing enough to have on in the background after a big week - and a lot better than many other things I have watched, and ok for those who like this kind of genre