The first hour is bad, and then, when the twists start coming in the last half hour, the film gets even worse. Turn it off before it kills your senses!

A quirky dark comedy, Killers Anonymous is entertaining and full of mystery. A group of assassins meet in a church basement to discuss their killer instincts, but things take a turn when they start to suspect that one of their group is not who she says she is. The cast is fairly decent and features Jessica Alba and Gary Oldman, but the performances are weak. And the plot is pretty formulaic, hitting the usual tropes. However, comparing assassination with addiction is kind of clever and the film gets a lot of miles out of it. Also, the fight scenes are exciting and the humor is pretty funny, in a macabre sort of way. Killers Anonymous has its moments and a bit of fun, but overall it’s a mediocre film.

Would have expected a much higher quality of a movie from these actors.

This movie is unforgivably boring. Skip it, then skip it again.

Great cast, surely they aren't this desperate for work.