2023
The First Guy To Ever Vandalize
The world's my playground I decided.
The First Guy To Ever Report The News
Bad stuff!
The First Guy To Ever Discover Laxatives
Something is happening.
The First Guy To Ever Drive A Taxi
Get in the car.
The First Guy To Ever Use Figures Of Speech
I could eat a horse.
The First Guy To Ever Take A Hostage
This is a very tense moment.
The First Guy To Ever Get Fired
You're setting me on fire?
The First Guy To Ever Own A Bird
Why did you arrest that bird?
The First Guy To Ever Be Superstitious
I guess I can't take this hat off anymore.
The First Guy To Ever Quit His Job
I'm not gonna do that.
The First Guy To Ever Trick or Treat
How am I supposed to get candy now?
The First Guy To Ever High Five
Slap my hand with your hand.
The First Guy To Ever Make A New Year's Resolution
New year new me