2022
The First Guy To Ever Be An Actor
Let's pretend I'm not me.
The First Guy To Ever Win An Award
Thanks for the shiny object.
The First Guy To Ever Be A Pro Fighter
I'm very good at punching.
The First Guy To Ever Make A Puzzle
Now put it back together!
The First Guy To Ever Host A Party
Bring your own beer.
The First Guy To Ever Be A Chiropractor
I will crack you.
The First Guy To Ever Open A Bar
Want some poison?
The First Couple To Ever Move In Together
Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George
The First Couple To Have A Baby
Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George
The First Guy To Ever Go To The Beach
There's sand inside me.
The First Guy To Ever Be A Bodyguard
I will punch you.
The First Guy To Ever Own A Dog
I got us a new furry roommate.
The First Guy To Ever Be A Firefighter
Look pretty hot.
The First Guy To Ever Work In An Office
Let's work in tiny cubes.
The First Guy To Ever Scuba Dive
Maybe we won't drown.
The First Guy To Ever Go Fishing
I will outsmart a fish.
The First Guy To Ever Work In Retail
The customer is always right.
The First Guy To Ever Be A Bullfighter
I'm extremely strong and I love grass.
The First Guy To Ever Drink Milk
Alright so after years of you guys asking for this video I finally caved!
The First Guy To Ever Open A Buffet
Now you listen to me, I want the option to just take whatever I want.