Flat, generic, CGI-filled. 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' bored me, unfortunately. I have a slight memory of seeing bits of TMNT when I was younger but never intentionally watched it, though have always been interested in viewing a film with them in. So in that sense, this disappointed. It just has nothing about it, no character or charm whatsoever. No reason to care for any of the onscreen bunch. Very plain. None of the cast stick out, particularly the voices. Megan Fox is probably the best this has to offer, though I didn't mind William Fichtner either... Whoopi Goldberg shows up in an alright minor role too, I guess? I found little to zero of the action scenes entertaining, not helped by some questionable editing and music. Another issue I did also notice is the humour, which falls flat at almost every opportunity - especially with the grating Michelangelo (Noel Fisher). I'll check out the sequel, because I always going to, but I ain't expecting much! This 2014 film isn't worth seeing.

This movie is darker than the 1990 version and wants to be more grown up. On the positive side, the CGI is quite good for the time and I prefer the backstory compared to the 1990 version. Nonetheless, the whole concept is still for young boys, and thus the darker tone doesn’t really fit all too well. Furthermore, the the characters are flat, the acting is mediocre at best and the whole thing is just basic and predictable. Certainly Ok for a bit older teens that are still children at heart. For all the rest it is either too dark and/or too childish to be considered good.

Like Saturday morning breakfast cereal: it goes and quick and doesn't get soggy. Non stop action and great CGI made for an enjoyable watch, although the cringe ass jokes left a really bad taste in my mouth.

It was better than I thought it would be. The CGI of Splinter though, horrible, just horrible.