i don't care how trashy the film is, but that opening scene with the legs is god-level.

It's not often I watch a film and genuinely feel 'WTF did I just watch?', but when I do, I'm likely asking what competition the lad playing Philly here won to get this movie made personally for him. Erm, different time? Funny though, and.. yeah, up there as a contender for Kelly Le Brock's Lisa.