Fucking horrible. A truly bad movie on all fronts, from script, to editing, to sound, to vfx, to acting, and all tied together by terrible directing. Definitely watch.

At first, it was laughably bad... but then...I didn't know a movie could inflict ACTUAL. PHYSICAL. PAIN.

You don’t really understand how important a sound editor is until you watch a movie that doesn’t have one.

You need to know this is a terrible film, dubbed the worst film ever made, it is truly bad, but it's that bad it makes it good. Acting is terrible, visual effects are terrible, editing is terrible, pretty much everything about it is terrible, but what makes the film is the narration, such a piss take it makes the film good.

This movie felt like a weird porno at first and shockingly gets even worse after