Kevin Smith

Narrator / Larkin Eve

Jason Mewes

Wes Jameson

Brian O'Halloran

Elis Heimermann

Marilyn Ghigliotti

Ali Thomlyn

Matthew Postlethwaite

Walt Flanagan

Scott Schiaffo

Don Smith

Ernest O'Donnell

Sergeant Svenning

Christopher Downie

Mr. Connolly / Shemp Kevin

Chris Bain

Jason Mewes / Jay

Jake Richardson

Party Marty