_Blood Scarab_ is an erotic horror comedy that fails to be erotic, scary or funny. It does have loads of boobs, so that's something. The acting, music, and special effects are terrible. Really, the only reason to watch this is for Monique Parent, who may actually be a vampire. I swear, she still looks amazing, and must have been in her 40s at the time. The plot here is paper thin. Honestly, how does a movie like this get made? If this were an actual porn, that would make sense, but this is just tits, and a masterclass in poor film making. All that being said, the movie did manage to hold my attention for the 80-minute runtime.