A painfully mediocre sequel that adds almost nothing of value. It rehashes scenes from the first film, rewrites the ending of The Blue Lagoon, and expects us to believe the same family magically washes up on the exact same island. In the middle of a massive ocean. Seriously? While the film holds a slightly better pace than the original, it repeats the same uncomfortable trope of sexualizing its underage female lead — this time a 15-year-old Milla Jovovich. The only real highlight is the scenery — the tropical landscapes are stunning, and the cinematography captures them beautifully. Sadly, gorgeous nature can’t save a lazy script. Fully agree with Rotten Tomatoes’ 0% — well deserved. Rating: ⭐ 3/10 Production: 2/10 Authenticity: 2/10 Cinematography: 7/10

Milla Jovovich and that is all.

Young Milla makes my pee pee go vroom VROOM! Sorry, Brooke.

Total chick flick that I never, ever am going to watch again!