"Did I ever tell you how many times I'd see you and want to ejaculate all over your bazonkas"

Definitely watched this for the cast, and the backwater space junker setting is always fun for a scifi horror flick. It's such a shlocky mess, but it's decent B-movie fun. Camerawork is kinda interesting a few times, and the set design of the hallways is decent for the setting. Acting was ok, and looks like they had a bit of fun with it. It probably could have done a bit better if the dialogue they were working with wasn't so horrible at times, and if the plot was not just thrown together, and it didn't have unfulfilling cliches. Really wasted the vampire lore bits/characters, but they tried to cram the ideas in at least. Heads up, there's a touching post-credits scene.

Usually anything Sci fi and anything vampires are my thing. The mix of these two in this movie is mega corny.