Ryan Reynolds

Ty Cheese (voice)

Don Cherry

Don (voice)

Kevin McDonald

Rusty Woodenwater (voice)

Leslie Nielsen

Zeroman (voice)

Chantal Quesnel

Sally Uberchick (voice)

Ron MacLean

Ron (voice)

Doris Roberts

Jaundice Mutton (voice)

David L. McCallum

Reverend Loveglove (voice)

Norman Mikeal Berketa

Mayor MacWadd (voice)

James Watts

Gary Glengarry / O Boy (voice)