Mary-Kate’s nail art should hang in a museum.

Mary-Kate makes a French connection.

Mary-Kate is torn between her muscleman and her Frenchman.

The Oscar creeper sabotages Mary-Kate and Sarkozy’s date.

Who wants daiquiris??? #nofilter

Mary-Kate writes her teacher evaluations, and Fat Professor forms a rebuttal.

Mary-Kate and Jewish-Looking Girl trip into friendship.

Mary-Kate needs help with a homework assignment, and enlists the help of everyone she knows.

Mary-Kate creates her own drinking game, and quickly gets sick of it.

Bodyguard and Mary-Kate’s relationship takes a turn for the staticky.

Mary-Kate gives a presentation about the Wig Party.