“Party time! It’s party time! Everybody’s feelin’ fine ‘cause it’s party time!” _Titanic: The Legend Goes On…_ is a mildly inappropriate and poorly made animated film that tells a Cinderella story aboard the ill-fated luxury liner. When a young orphaned girl named Angelica meets a rich and handsome young man named William, the two fall in love while traveling on the Titanic; meanwhile an elderly dowager works with a pair of bumbling thieves to rob first class passengers. The animation is substandard, with rather generic and cartoonish looking character designs. And the script is incredibly weak, doing very little character building and leaving tons of loose plot threads. At times it kind of works and is fun to laugh at (there’s a rapping dog for goodness’ sake), but _Titanic: The Legend Goes On…_ is just too much of a mess.

Never have I seen something so beautifully bad in the form of a cartoon. It's purely awful. Watch it anyway.