Look, in an ideal and perfect world this movie would not exist. Unfortunately we don't live in a perfect world... As such I feel there's a strong case to be made to gather up everybody involved in making this abomination, put them all into a Falcon Heavy rocket, and fire them into the sun. This SA fever dream is a crime against humour, cinema, and female equality.

This movie is terrible in so many different ways

what the fuck? (5 word)