Valerie Buhagiar

Ramona

Gerry Quigley

Roy Seth, the Promoter

Larry Hudson

Buddie, the Cab Driver

Bruce McDonald

Bruce Shack, the Director

Shaun Bowring

Mathew, the Weenie-Boy

Don McKellar

Russel, the Serial Killer

Mark Tarantino

Luke, the 15-Year Old Boy

Jamie Rooney

Nature Film Narrator

Peter Morfea

Jesus of Toronto

Patricia Sims

Corporate Babe