Kelly Dixon

Narrator

Mickey Smith

Paperboy

Tanya Gingerich

First Housewife

Sara Kathryn Bakker

Second Housewife

John Hartmann

First Dad

Blayne Perry

First Businessman

Duncan Rogers

Second Businessman

Jim Oakley

First Football Player

J.J. Messina

Second Football Player

Jordanna Dezeeuw

Evil Hetero Woman