What would you do for a million dollars? Gavin, Burnie, and Barbara would do anything to get rich. Seriously. Anything.

This week, Gus joins Gav and Burnie to discuss memory loss, sexy puke, and glowing dicks. Would you take the million dollars?

This week Kerry joins Burnie and Gavin. They discuss delayed climaxes, licking money, and a world full of talking objects.

Join Barbara, Gavin, and Burnie as they eat all the birthday cake and travel through time to witness their conception.

This week, Colton Dunn joins Chris and Burnie to discuss what he would do for $1 million. Not even magic dogs and vomiting spaghetti will get between them and their money.

This week Chris and Aaron from Social Disorder join Burnie. They meet Baby Burnie, go on a series of bad dates with Hitler, and enjoy delicious sponge.

This week Gavin and the Free Play crew decide if they'll take a million dollars for disappearing clothes or always wearing a parachute.

For the Season Finale, Michael joins Gavin and Burnie as they teleport around the world and enjoy each others farts.

Special guest Alan Ritchson joins Gavin and Burnie for a Lazer Team episode of Million Dollars, But...