Guest host Loni Love

Guest host Fortune Feimster

Guest host Whitney Cummings

Guest host Josh Wolf

Snooki and JWoww chat up Season 3 of their reality series on MTV.

Interviewee: Julian Lennon Panelists: Ian Karmel, Claire Titelman, Thomas Dale

Interviewee: Casey Wilson Panelists: Chris Franjola, Annie Lederman, Ross Mathews

Interviewee: Kate Bosworth Panelists: Michael Polish, John Caparulo, Jen Kirkman, Greg Proops

Interviewee: Kat Dennings Panelists: Dan Levy, Fortune Feimster, Loni Love

Interviewee: Tom Hiddleston Panelists: Brad Wollack, Arden Myrin, Ryan Stout

Interviewee: Stephen Amell Panelists: Dov Davidoff, Jessimae Peluso, Ross Mathews

Interviewee: Kelly Osbourne Panelists: Kerry Kenney-Silver, Jamie Lee, Jo Koy

Interviewee: TBA Panelists: Jeff Wild, Sarah Colonna, Gary Valentine

Chelsea Handler talks about the things she has in common with Miley Cyrus. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Sarah Tiana and Ross Mathews discuss Cyrus smoking a joint on stage at the MTV EMA's, Tom Cruise's deposition that his job is as grueling as fighting the war in Afghanistan, and California legislators discussing a law that would require porn actors to wear goggles to protect their eyes from exposure to bodily fluids. And Chelsea's guest, former White House chef Sam Morgante, prepares some of the Commander in Chiefs' favorite dishes.

Chelsea Handler talks about her thoughts on the recent Miss Universe Pageant. Chelsea and her round table panelists April Richardson, Josh Wolf and Loni Love discuss Chelsea being in trouble with the Catholic League for a joke she made about having an abortion, Sarah Palin's latest book about what she perceives to be the war on Christmas, the upcoming Single's Day in China, a cat caught smuggling marijuana into a prison in Moldova, and why Chelsea's dog is currently wearing a collar. And Chelsea chats with guest Avril Lavigne.

Chelsea Handler talks about the similarities between herself and female apes. Chelsea and her round table panelists James Davis, Heather McDonald and Matt Braunger discuss Chelsea's love of animal porn, Mike Tyson's autobiography in which confesses he used cocaine while he was boxing and used a fake penis filled with urine to pass drug tests, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie's cover story in Time magazine, and Bruce Jenner now sporting a ponytail. Chelsea shows her post interview debrief with Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi and 'Jenni 'Jwoww' Farley' . And Chelsea chats with guest Tim Allen.

From Scandal, Kerry Washington is here. Roundtable guests include Ben Gleib Cameron Esposito and Julian McCullough.

Chelsea Handler talks about why now is only the second time in her life that she is excited about Canada. Chelsea and her round table panelists Michael Yo, Jen Kirkman and Ross Mathews discuss the latest goings-on in the life of crack smoking Toronto mayor Rob Ford, the Indonesian boy who started smoking at age two now giving it up at age five replacing that addiction with junk food, Chris Brown being released from anger management rehab early so that he can start his community service.

Chelsea Handler talks about why she loves country music. Chelsea and her round table panelists Greg Fitzsimmons, Annie Lederman and Ian Karmel discuss crack-smoking Toronto mayor Rob Ford and his brother councilor Doug Ford's new talk show being canceled after one episode, the Cheney daughters' public feud about homosexuality, Kanye West's latest music video featuring him having sex with wife Kim Kardashian, West's feud with President Barack Obama, and new home STD tests. And Chelsea chats with guest Josh Gad about his latest movie Frozen (2013)

Chelsea Handler talks about the difficulties and consequences of having a female roommate. Chelsea and her round table panelists Kerri Kenney-Silver, Whitney Cummings and Jo Koy discuss Adam Levine being named People magazine's latest sexiest man alive, Whitney's latest boyfriend, a video montage compiled by CNN of Toronto mayor Rob Ford as a human wrecking ball, and an Elle magazine article about women leaving straight relationships later in life to enter into a homosexual relationship. And Chelsea chats with guest Sam Claflin about his latest movie The Hunger Games: Catching Fire.

Chelsea Handler talks about animal porn. Chelsea and her round table panelists Moshe Kasher, Alice Wetterlund and Kurt Braunohler discuss the concept of MTV's new documentary program called Generation Cryo (2013), TMZ reporting that the real reason Chris Brown left rehab early was that he was asked to by the facility for his behavior, Britney Spears' new song called "Perfume", a Brazilian woman attempting for the second time to sell her virginity online for $1.5 million, and a London company that delivers beer to office workplaces on Fridays.

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the consequences of the reconstruction of the driveway at her house. Chelsea and her round table panelists Liz Carey, Loni Love and Gary Valentine discuss highlights from this past weekend's American Music Awards 2013 (2013), Daniel Day-Lewis' son Gabriel-Kane Day-Lewis performing rap, and a fried chicken scented candle. Chuy's knowledge of Thanksgiving is tested. And Chelsea chats with guests Florida Georgia Line about their latest CD "Here's to the Good Times: This Is How We Roll".

Chelsea Handler talks about Chuy's advice to her about health care. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Sarah Colonna and Chris Franjola discuss Fortune's latest adventure in Las Vegas, Alec Baldwin's talk show being canceled because he used homosexual slurs in public, the trip to Tokyo that many of Chelsea's staff took last week, Josh Brolin checking himself into rehab, and a lesbian waitress stating that a couple didn't give her a tip since they didn't agree with her lifestyle. And Chelsea chats with guest Mary J. Blige.

Chelsea Handler talks about the symbiosis between Thanksgiving and Hanukkah. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Arden Myrin and Ryan Stout discuss Dr. Conrad Murray stating that he held Michael Jackson's penis every night and that the two used to make fun of Jackson's ex-wife Debbie Rowe, Kanye West mounting a boycott Louis Vuitton campaign because company representatives would not meet with him, the James Franco/Seth Rogen spoof of the Kanye West/Kim Kardashian music video, pubic hair coming back in style based on sheer laziness.

Chelsea Handler talks about how being at the stage of life she's at affected her Thanksgiving. Chelsea and her round table panelists Heather McDonald, Fortune Feimster and Thomas Dale discuss the fights that broke out on Black Friday shopping trips, the Kardashians' artistic Christmas card, Joe Jonas talking about when he smoked pot for the first time and when he lost his virginity, and Amazon experimenting with a new delivery system using unmanned drones. And Chelsea chats with guest Mike Tyson about his new book "Undisputed Truth".

Chelsea Handler talks about what booze will do to some people's eating habits, especially one specific person on her staff. Chelsea and her round table panelists Dan Levy, April Richardson and Josh Wolf discuss Pope Benedict XVI announcing that he used to be a bouncer, Elton John's shows in Russia possibly being canceled because of Russia's anti-gay laws, Google no longer auto-correcting certain words, Kanye West commissioning Andy Warhol's cousin to paint a portrait of Kim Kardashian.

Chelsea Handler talks about what is more important in the news than the Obamacare website now working. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Sarah Tiana and Matt Braunger discuss Katy Perry and John Mayer's Vanity Fair portraits, British diver Tom Daley announcing that he's dating a man while still remaining straight, a University of Buffalo study that found that couples who drink together but that don't over-imbibe have a lower divorce rate, and a whiskey filled Advent calendar. And Chelsea chats with guest Orlando Bloom about his latest movie.

Chelsea Handler talks about taking every opportunity to liven up an event, but one event for which she has not been able to do that. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ian Karmel, Jamie Lee and Dov Davidoff discuss Lady Gaga's record sales declining, a movie theater in Florida accidentally showing the adult Nymphomaniac (2013) when it was supposed to show the family-friendly Frozen (2013), the increase in the prescription of Adderall for a variety of issues, and a Kenyan man sentenced to ten years in prison for raping a goat.