Complete and utter garbage, _S.O.S. Titanic_ is a half-assed TV movie that embarrasses itself. There’s virtually no attempt at authenticity, as the ship is clearly the _Queen Mary_, and the interior sets don’t look anything like the _Titanic_. Additionally, many of the wide shots of the ship are just colorized scenes from _A Night to Remember_ and don’t match-up with the models or exterior sets. The performances are universally bad (except for maybe David Warner and Susan Saint James), and the historical inaccuracies are beyond egregious; they don’t even get the date of the sinking right. _S.O.S. Titanic_ is a colossal mess that has no understanding of the Titanic disaster, and it shows in every frame.

So that's what Lovejoy got up to when he wasn't stalking Rose.