"I always wondered who you'd have to f**k to get off this movie" Actual quote from one of the characters. 10 mins in and I had to ask what the expletive am I watching?, it's one of those films. The film is a pretty low budget no real coherent plot, lots of quick nude scenes and crass. The last section of the movie moves along better and has some innuendo laughs with the priest which is humerous at least. One of the great vampire films it is not, unless your really dedicated I would pass on this one