Tony Randall

Narrator/Signor Valenti (voice)

Liz Callaway

Mrs. Primm (singing voice)

Devon Michaels

Joshua Primm (voice)

Charles Strouse

Mr. Primm/Mover #1 (voice)

Heidi Stallings

Mrs. Primm (voice)

Arnold Stang

Bird (voice)

Rick Parks

Mover #2 (voice)

Lanie Zera

Houseguest (voice)