I'm a big fan of Franco, but it has been three years since I watched the original _Vampyros Lesbos_ (1971). However, that was not why I watched this. The opening shot was of a nude Kayden Rose - she's why I wanted to watch this - and I thought, "how could this possibly be bad? Trust me, it is. First: this is not a movie, it's a collection of still images - which, if that sounds boring, indeed it is. Second: even thought this is merely stills, you can nevertheless conclude that some of those here cannot act... at all - looking at you, director and lead, Saliba. To not sell this too short, there are good parts: the music is from some of my favorite bands, there is some nice gore, and of course the aforementioned nudity - lots and lots of nudity. Even though I get the idea this was just Saliba's ruse to make a personal fetish porn, it does have an actual story; it's short and dumb, but a story all the same: a couple goes to a... strip club - let's just say - they go to a room with one of the strippers, BDSM, Saliba gets all cucked, vampire lesbians, Saliba bad acts his way to a priest; now armed with the power of Jesus - no, not the good one, not Franco, the other one - Saliba becomes cuck Blade and kills the lesbian vampires, including a punishment that went exactly where I thought it would, yet I doubted it had the courage to do so - not bad, a little gross in context, but well done. Overall, pretty bad. Aside from all the female nudity, in particular Kayden Rose, this is a big miss. Just boring and feels gross, like I'm watching some guy's fantasy about being in a MFF BDSM threesome, but the moment he gets all cucked, he uses christianity to "correct" the evil lesbians. The moral of the story seems to be: sexual depravity is fine, just make sure it isn't gay.