Not funny, badly dated, weird accents, and a 10 minute story. Disappointing

So, this is a horror comedy, that is light on both horror and comedy. If anything, I would just call this a cult movie about a vampire - either you know what that means or you don't. The story is paper thin, but that's fine. What matters is our trio of characters: Molly, Earl, and Boya. Boya is our vampire, who looks more like a strung-out rockstar and less a vampire. Earl - who sounds like Christopher Walken, for some reason - is a cabbie, who is mixed up with a group of gangsters. Molly works at a doughnut shop. That's it. That's all she really does. I can see some _Crow_ (1994) influence here, only as a low-budget cult movie. The movie is pretty short and sweet. Doesn't spend any time with backstory, we're just dropped into the world and it works. A personal highlight for me was the maestro, David Cronenberg, playing the lead gangster. So cool that he would just pop up in a little no-budget horror movie. There is a post-credit scene, so stick around for that.