Brian Papandrea

Jonathan Fritz / Hank the Scarecrow / Kilby / Rodney / Radio Announcer / The Slayer / Himself / Bernice the Witch

Nathan Rumler

Sound Guy / Announcer / Papa Kilby / Herbert Wigglesworth / Ghost / Sarah McCoughagain / Karl

Brian Kilby

Cameraman / Lieutenant Frank / The Shopper / The Salesman / The Cowboy / Slade / Mental Patient

Sadie Tate

Dancer Girl #1

Secretia Noxious

Dancer Girl #2

James Bell

Squatter #2