made for tv goosebumps feature that gets lost somewhere 60-90% through - but the kid says [spoiler]ice cream dick[/spoiler] at the end so ymmv

A terrible movie that is largely embarrassing for all involved. Some very big talents involved, including all time babe Olivia Hussey criminally underused. But nothing matters because you will spend the whole time trying to figure out why they put a regular sized kid in a fat suit. And by fat suit I mean stuffed a pillow in his shirt. Why? WHY?! Whole movie, that's all I could think about. Why would they do this? I will be watching with the commentary and the Joe Bob special feature just to hear if this is addressed. UPDATE 12/17/21 - Watched with Joe Bob for Joe Bob Ruins Christmas and I gotta bump it up from a 3/10 to a.....5/10. Darcy is right, its a fun movie. And the cast is stacked!!!!

It's mostly corny and ridiculous, but there's a good bit of fun sprinkled throughout. Clint Howard with some severed head scoops is funny enough for me give this movie another spin.

Boring, amateurish. Concept is interesting, but execution is really flawed. Even the directors commentary on vinegar bluray is terribly amateurish. You can hear aeroplanes, phones notifications and there is also a pause when director needs to pee. + really good looking props [heads] + some interesting kills - terrible music - feels like its much longer even with its relatively short runtime

A film that reminds me of how bad an actor Jan-Michael Vincent became. As to the rest of the film, utterly terrible with a vague plot.