You could put Jodie Foster, Sofia Boutella, Jenny Slate and Zachary Quinto in an empty room for 2 hours doing nothing and I would watch it. Oh, wait... But seriously, _Hotel Artemis_ isn't a bad film though it tries very hard to be. The actors and decor are sublime and the directing is on point. Sadly, the film suffers from a lack of a plot. Sure, there are minor story arcs that are all wrapped up nicely by the end of the film, but there is no main storyline with a villain to defeat and challenges to overcome. The closest we get is Jeff Goldblum, but he's only on screen long enough to make us wonder why he's getting top billing for a cameo. _Hotel Artemis_ could've been worse if it had tried, but it also could've been so much better.

That's a disappointment. No relevant story, everything is just hinted. A painfully slow buildup that isn't even rewarded by a great finale. Neither very funny nor much action. And what good is it to have those names if you give them dumb and useless characters ? Music was cool, though.

Good but not great.. no real story, just a bunch of people in the hotel to get fixed up "off the books" and sent on their way. Kinda just meanders along without a real purpose with everything wrapped up into a perfect bow at the end. If you never get the chance to see this, don't fret - move on with your life and you won't have missed anything of any value. It's a Netflix time-waster because there wasn't anything else on... 6/10

What the heck did I just watch? The plot was just as random as all the characters. [spoiler]The place has rules, with absolutely no consequences for breaking them. 3D printed guns don't come with bullets. The female assassin and the man-nurse had no reason to stay. They could have easily left in the same elevator. [/spoiler] There was not one redeeming quality in this film. Music meh, plot uber-meh, dialogue: like it was written for morons, visual effects - I'm pretty sure the original terminator had better SFX.