Hulk Hogan is the _Santa with Muscles_ in this atrociously awful children’s film. The story follows an eccentric businessman who leads police on a high speed chase and ends up hiding out at a mall where he gets knocked on the head and wakes up believing that he’s Santa Claus. Hogan’s “acting” is terrible; just crewing up the scenery. But Hogan is just one of a myriad of problems: the plot is ridiculous as all get-out, the villains are buffoons, the fight scenes are lame, and the costumes and sets look cheap. Complete and utter garbage, _Santa with Muscles_ ranks among the worst Christmas films ever made, and for good reason.

Not even the goofy title can save this turkey of a Christmas film. Rule 327: Chuck Santa with Muscles in the bin along with those leftover Brussels Sprouts