Ryan Masson

Ethan Colby

Jakki Jandrell

Annamaria Horkheimer

Sally Struthers

Sister John Bosco

Bruce Vilanch

Walter Precup

Mark Christopher Lawrence

Sergeant Tinkelbaum

Nick Young

Police Chief

Jyl Kaneshiro

SWAT Officer

David Patrick Raines

Doctor Upchuck

Ambar Martinez

Waitress

Daren Scott

Matriarch's Son