This MCU abomination deserves my score I feel for sheer effort alone. Reading the script and being shown the attire must have been deeply traumatic for what I can only assume was a debt-riddled Salinger. The costume, though great when drawn in graphic novels, here looks like bargain basement pyjamas stitched together by a drunk Spider-Man. And yes, you see enough screen time of these pyjamas for me to think of a weirdly MCU description. Still, they keep the effort up and for a budget movie the acting isn't half bad, sadly the script makes no use of this. Sill it does leave you wondering, is there a male equivalent for camel toe?

If I had a dollar for every time Captain America was depicted as a car thief in a live-action theatrical production, I’d have two... actually, three dollars. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened thrice.

Captain America the 1990 film is so freaking bad that it's kind of amazing how such a film like this could be made.