just when you thought Tom Cruises mummy movie was absolute shit.. watchout, they are equally gar-bage

Lee Cronin’s The Mummy is a film full of noise and chaos, but no tension or purpose. Scenes don’t build on each other, they just stack, each one trying to outdo the last in volume and intensity. Character work is almost entirely absent. People exist to react, not to drive the story. There’s no restraint. Instead of creating atmosphere, the film overwhelms it. Everything is pushed so hard that it all breaks, and there are no redeeming qualities.

Gen Z Mummy be like Don’t fuck up my pedicure

Yo dawg airdrop me the devil

Brutal!, por fin una pelicula medianamente original, una vuelta de tuerca sin copiar a las anteriores.