_Edit: So I saw the Snyder-chat on The Slow Mo Guys 2 (youtube) and I have to say it actually made me appreciate the "nerdiness" a little bit more. Weird how that works._ Well this was shit. Are they still planning to make 4 more of these movies? Is this some sort of money laundering scheme? It's 90% visuals and 10% story, and it kind of feels like they're trying to speed-run the emotional connections to\between characters like we're playing a Bethesda RPG game.

When you take a turned down Star Wars script and try to make it something else. It’s wannabe Star Wars, not Star Wars. Snyder fans will call it a masterpiece but Dune Part 2 was a masterpiece. Rebel Moon relies on a romance with no chemistry. Action that is neither fun or engaging. Held back by too much slow motion as well. Snyder apparently has a 3rd film planned. The more he drags out this thin story. The more I understand why it was a turned down Star Wars movie. The 3rd one needs a much better screenwriter than Snyder himself. Otherwise, I expect very bad reviews yet again.

lol wtf is the first half of this movie? Montage after montage after montage. That princess scene as well was the stupidest shit I’ve seen in a long time.

The soap opera continues with episode two. My expectations were nonexistent going in but it still managed to disappoint. We're only at part 2 out of 6 and this whole franchise is already tired and stretched out. This is a bit worse that part 1 on every level. Cringe dialogue and acting, still an imitation of many franchises, the set pieces are nothing memorable and the action has no stake because the characters and story are flat as hell. Time to pull the plug on this shit show.

If this movie played at normal speed it would be 30 mins long