I’m sorry, wtf did I just watch? Tsutomu Nihei is an auteur in his own right, but his first foray into “approachable” storytelling is…misguided, to say the least. His corpus consists primarily of non-verbal communiques: the characters are mysteries that begin to make sense over time without any legitimate exposition. Words are a treat, and are few and far in between in one of his OG mangas. The story is usually driven by hard-to-follow explosions and well-illustrated-but-confusing fight scenes set in a random building straight out of an architect student’s wet dream. Knights of Sidonia, however, is a step away from his usual genius in favor of actual garbage. This bizarre attempt at turning “Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet” into a harem story is a LONG way away from Blame!. As a first foray into writing a character-driven story, KoS isn’t bad, but by the gods it isn’t good, either. Tsutomu Nihei should have stayed in his lane and just delivered another arcane epic driven by absurdist architectural backdrops and LSD dreams. That said I watched the entirety of the show in 4 days. My review is invalid.

Even though it's not what we all asked for... this non-canon movie is good, but then it has some very big......... "WTFs".