The beginning was very bad, the middle was too, and the end felt like the beginning.

I say 50/50 on this movie. I'm not saying it's good or bad but decent.

It was terrific! I'd heard terrible things about this film but was afraid it wouldn't live down to the hype but it completely destroyed my expectations and I loved it! The writing in _Paradise Beach_ is at once juvenile and cliché, performed by amateurs doing a cold read and directed by a procrastinator who gave up in the middle of the film and let the actors make the rest up as they went along. Straight up: If they had only changed the tone of the music and nothing else, this film would've been a hilarious comedy! It's not often a film is so perfectly poor, but it's a treasure when it happens.