1st one was fun. this is just boomer-reliving-glory-years sad

The Good, The Bad, and The Crazy - The Fantastic Sequel To The Original Hitman's Bodyguard - Roller-coaster Action, Nonstop Comedy, The Perfect Movie For Laugh & Unexpected Fun - Ryan Reynolds, Salma Hayek, And Samuel L. Jackson Make The Perfect For The Perfect Combination - I Was Laughing At Every Corner & It Just Kept Going With A Lot Of Fun Characters - Joining In The Fun & Deadly Mayhem Is Morgan Freeman .. And Find Out What Roll If You Haven't Seen It - Watch It

It looks like a cartoon movie with exaggerated scenes. I sometimes expected a beep beep from road runner but I must say the movie is enjoyable in general. 1st one was better but this one will be enough for most of the people.

The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard, (yep it got a sequel), is the type of action comedy where it’s nasty in violence and crude in script, so it depends on whatever or not you feel uncomfortable by it. The action scenes are quick cuts and nothing special. The biggest take away I got from this is how bad I felt for Ryan Reynolds character Michael Bryce. Never have I seen a character in a comedy go through so much trauma, pain, neglect, and humiliation. There came a point in the movie where the character is covered in someone else's blood, but he just leaves it on him for a while, not really reacting to it because I guess he’s already lost his insanity. On the bright side of things, there were three jokes that I thought were funny. 1.) There’s a jump scare where Salema Hayek sneaks up and appears behind Ryan Reynolds. 2.) How Morgan Freeman is introduced in the movie was unexpected, genuinely funny, and easily the best joke of the movie. 3.) Michael Bryce tragic backstory to how his mother died was so stupid and ridiculous, which made it even more of a tragedy. Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson once again have decent chemistry despite the two playing the same characters from other movies. Salema Hayek, who is in her late 50’s, still looks good despite the movie portraying her as a screaming old hag. I wasn’t sure if I was supposed to find Frank Grillo’s character funny, because I didn’t laugh at his jokes. Antonio Banderas is always charming in everything he does, even if he is playing a basic evil villain. Overall rating: A loud “shoot ‘em up” movie that doesn’t do anything else than pass the time and be entertaining...for some.

I went to see this movie expecting it to be a fun romp like its predecessor THE HITMAN’S BODYGUARD (which I rated a 7). This was a huge disappointment despite the quality cast that was added to this sequel. The character’s had lost their chemistry, the dialogue was purposefully crass, the plot was barely a sketch. Yes, lots of things got blown up, shot up or destroyed but there was no heart. I’m disappointed with this first movie since the theatre reopened after the COVID lockdown. I give this film a 4 (poor) out of 10. [Action Adventure]