volcel martial artist vs a handful of ptk'd manchurian candidates. sort of intriguing but really stupid.

Sexy Ninja Hypnosis Can’t Save This Mess This one’s pure Euro-trash confusion cinema scenes stitched together with no sense of time, place, or cause and effect. I honestly couldn’t tell if the story took a week, a year, or five. People drift in and out of the plot like they forgot they were in the movie. Conspiracies happen. Maybe. Sort of. It never quite explains itself it just keeps going. Sure, there are flashes of sleazy charm a little lingerie, a little “sexy ninja” theatrics, some self hypnosis weirdness but even the exploitation spice(what little there is) can’t fix the broken timeline or the cardboard storytelling. It’s all vibes, no coherence, and very few of those vibes are good. confusing, cheap, occasionally spicy, but mostly a slog. Three out of ten and that’s me being generous for the fleeting pulp thrills.