Surprise! It's a Distractible bonus episode! This one's a classic Distractible bit from "the vault."

Mark takes Wade through his first time playing PowerWash Simulator.

Welcome to another PowerWash Pals Powerwashing Podcast. This time with another "and friend," Bob.

Is power washing a sport? Either way, the hosts of "Go! My Favorite Sport Team" get down and dirty, then clean in this new episode of PowerWash Pals.

It's time to finally open up the Distractible Vault, and take a peak at some unused bits that never saw the light of day... until now.

Take a seat with the dudes in Bob's living room and join this casual conversation about improv mishaps, 3D porn shows, and... (drumroll) Mark's lenses.

Hop back into Bob's living room as the dudes discuss Mark's new hobby, Wade's YouTuber secrets, and a whole lot of pee.

We interrupt this usual podcast schedule to bring you some breaking news headlines. Let's go "live" in the studio with Mark, Bob, and Wade to get the hottest scoops.

What does Walmart, ramen, the amish, and CSI: Miami have in common? Find out in this important BREAKING NEWS episode "live" from the Distractible studio.

The stories just keep getting weirder in the Distractible NEWS HQ.

Wyoming has come to save us all with it's rare earth elements! And get your bald caps ready, because Wade has a special message just for you.

Mark uses his new Apple Vision Pro for what it was designed for: terrifying Facetimes and VR porn.

Hey Mark, why the long face? Maybe the internet has some wholesome and definitely not horrific answers.

It's time once again to venture into "The Distractible Vault" to retrieve some of the most bald, car-less, and boat-loving moments of the King of Meat himself, Wade.

If the "Distractible Vault" was a fridge, it would be stocked up with only the best bite-sized moments of our favorite dad, wordsmith, and mechanic, Bob.

It's time to relax with a copy of Penthouse Forum and plate of cannolis, because this compilation is all about the moon man himself, Mark.

A compilation dedicated to some of Henry's most memorable mentions from the podcast. Rest In Peace, Henry.

No freak flags are flying around these parts, cause this is the baldest compilation in the wilderness!

You better hope the Distractible Vault is fireproof, because there's a whole lot of fiery fury building up in this compilation!

The only word, besides bald, that has changed the trajectory of Distractible forever.

There's baby fever floating around The Distractible Vault as we share some highlights from the last few years of Bob raising his son, James.

No need adjust your computer settings, this compilation features some the most memorable moments where things went wrong in all the right ways.

Don't look now, but that just might be a spooky new compilation staring back at you in the dark...

E-I-E-I-Oh boy! It's a bountiful harvest in the Distractible Vault tonight, with a collection of Mark's updates on ol' bessy herself: The Render Farm!

If this compilation proves anything, it's that the Curse Of The Drowned Man is still alive well (despite what certain Bald-Face liars may want to believe.)

PUT THIS COMPILATION IN GUAM!