Transformers: The Return of Michael Bay is all action and no brains. Which can be said with all the sequels. The first is the best but all Bay has done is remake it with each sequel. He takes something called Transformers too seriously and makes each film overdramatic and overstuffed. The movies are more loud than fun now. This one isn’t as bad as critics said though. The 4th and 5th are worse.

One of my favorite franchises is getting a sequel this June, so I figure I would watch them all again. Don't you miss the old days when movies were full of action, bit of comedy, and didn't require a lot of thinking? When movies had 17 of the top 20 modern rock songs of that year. When Shia was a superstar? I know I do! Also Michael Bay is a way better director than Roland Emmerich by a longshot! At least when Bay made a movie about a beloved franchise he made it fun and not just completely changed everything like Roland did with Godzilla! Like Bay hasn't made a bad or even meh movie, at least from what I've seen so far. He's like a child in a man's body, which a lot of you might hate since you like movies that are like real life, boring and miserable. Rainn Wilson! 💙💙

How can a movie with giant robots pretty girls explosions and state of the art effects be so utterly banal? So boring? I have no idea. Not kidding. This is one of the biggest yawners I have seen in years. I'm scoring it a '2' because it appears that there was a lot of effort put into it by computer effects grunts.

There is a Naruto poster in this movie. Revenge of the Fallen is incredibly deranged in the most fascinating ways both behind the scenes and with the film itself while also being absolute dog shit, putting it in a rating limbo.