Ted is THE poster child for the fact that every great concept doesn't automatically become a guaranteed winning project once it leaves the drawing board. This movie SCREAMS "Here's a great idea, but we just didn't know what to do with it." Whether it was because of lack of imagination or too many tokes on the community bong, nobody will ever know. Having a movie about a real-live Teddy Bear existing in the every day life of a 30-something underachiever sounds like a winning formula. However after the first few moments, the movie stalls, the dialog gets stale quickly and the majority of the story revolves around Ted getting high and/or trying to bang shallow, attractive women (even though Hasbro didn't include on him full, working equipment) while the main character tries to balance his 4-year ongoing relationship with a woman completely out of his league and his life-long Thunder Buddy (Ted). Lewd, crude and rude, Ted does little to entertain beyond the limited soph-moronic humor. Unless you are a rabid fan of _Family Guy_ or the 80s _Flash Gordon_, live in or around the Boston area or think it's funny to hear the F-word every other second, this one won't be for you.

Extremely funny, what an adventure this movie was, definetely in my top 100 in favourite movies, 10/10!

A sometimes heartfelt movie, ruined by Seth MacFarlane doing Seth MacFarlane. Watching the trailer I rolled my eyes at the talking bear because it's the same schtick we see in everything MacFarlane does. However, I held out hope that the movie would somehow transcend his usual output, and it often does. There's a story here worth seeing is it wasn't for the writing falling back on the same 10 jokes we've been seeing in every episode of Family Guy (and the two Family Guy clones) since it debuted. It just isn't funny anymore.

One of my best comedy !

>"Company's turning 20, huh? So you can bang it but you can't get it drunk." Hard not to laugh during this. Jokes are flying a million miles a minute and some don't land but so many do and by the end of the movie I actually cared about this teddy bear.