The Meg. Alternative title: Everything wrong with contemporary Hollywood in 2 hours. Alternative title II: This one’s for you, China. Just shut up, Meg. 2/10

I enjoyed the movie. If you thought it was going to be a period piece, you're wrong. If you thought it was going to be Oscar-bait, you're wrong. If you thought it was going to be a lean/mean action flick with fun set pieces and an entertaining plot line...that's what you get. One of the better movies of the summer, because while it plays serious enough, it knows it is here to put on a show and entertain us. In particular, I think Rainn Wilson does a good job of not going overboard while presenting an over the top type of character. Sit back and smile as the chaos fills the screen.

“Stop splashing! You have a life jacket on.” Lol. That girl is the single best thing about the movie.

It's largely crap, but it's decently made crap. If you're looking for some mindless action adventure to half pay attention to while you're doing the dishes or something, this fits the bill.

Not as dumb as expected.