Erin Brown

Commander Gaylor

Darian Caine

Uvula

Debbie Rochon

Dr. Cornholeous

Anushka Garin

Lt. Pushkintucushkin

Sharon Engert

Lt. Fornication

Shelby Taylor

Barbarian Queen

John Bacchus

Captain Laid

John Paul Fedele

Heston

Pete Jacelone

Ape

John Link

The Missing Link