Shane White

Roadkill

Mitch McGraw

Dirtbag

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Cop Who Gets Killed and Pisses Himself (Voice)

Hal Huckabee

Protestor

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Henry the Handsome (Voice)

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UFO Man

Simon Batalov

Alien / Hammond

Madi Marchildon

Pipsqueak

Anthony Konning

Banjo

Andrew Baker

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