Trey Teufel

Smarmy CEO

Christian S. Anderson

Douchey Competitor

April Brooks

Bubbly Receptionist

Patrick Hancock

Mr. Coverdale

Timothy Hornor

Howard Zitter

Elisabeth Kiernan Averick

Jamie

Melissa Strauss

VP of Marketing

Madeline Wager

Depressed Interviewer

Jason Banks

Theodore Rose

Ryan Pratt

Bernard (voice)