Matt Tang

Narrator

Dillon Fitzgerald

Anthony

Jackie Shearn

Jessica

Serena Su Kim

Anthony's Interviewee

Apar Mahajan

Stapler Couple #1

Cate Rabaya

Stapler Couple #2

Bogdan Yaramenko

Latte Couple #1

Grace Liang

Latte Couple #2

Eli Kupetz

Jessica Date #3

Michael Richards

Tax Hater