"Excuse me? Are you poor?" "Beg your pardon?" "Are you poor?" "Are you asking for money?" "Me? Nope." "Because... we don't have any. We live in a community, you know. It's very basic. We don't have a dishwasher, for instance. Or a microwave. And there's no cash kept on the premises." "So you are poor?" "In a sense, yes." "Brilliant!" (runs in the other direction)