This is where I fail as a movie reviewer. I am too easy on the horror genre. The Platinum Dunes remake of Friday The 13th is a surprisingly faithful re-adaptation of the series. It satisfies my lust I crave from the stereotypical trashy horror flick: Blood, tits, drugs, sex, and gore. What makes the remake worth at least one viewing is it's sleek and stylish upgrade. This is definitely an improvement over the many sequels, much as the same route A Nightmare On Elm Street took, where the remake is better than most of the originals. Note aside, beyond it's guilty pleasure attraction, the depth of Crystal Lake is shallow. Many of the side characters have but any growth, their purpose is just to be killed in gruesome fashion (which is satisfying as hell), and the story is just another brain-dead person out to kill those who comes into his home. Must say though, for a downer guy as big as Jason, he sure knows how to set up some elaborate traps. You've heard this song before, only now, you get a kick-ass cover to it. If only the original song had some depth to it. Yeah, I said that about the original movie. Hope you guys have a most excellent Friday the 13th.

Perfect nipple placement is so underrated! The Friday the 13th reboot is not a film I will remember every bit of, but this has been my second viewing and it still entertained me. It's nothing special but it could've been much worse. We have both Sam Winchester and Caithlin aka Killer Frost in starring roles. Still watching Supernatural and the Flash. I knew Jared Padalecki was in this, but I forgot about Danielle Panabaker. We have boobies, drunk teenagers, Jason's mom, machete kills, Trent the asshole, Camp Crystal Lake, CHEWIE!, a jump scare at the end, a classic but horrible IN HELL!!!!! and loads of alcohol. It is one of those perfect night shift films, or late night ones with a couple of beers. It's the Friday the 13th my friends will enjoy the most because it isn't that "old". They should really watch part 3 or 4 or even Jason X! (PS. I know they do the My Bloody Valentine trailer as a soundbite in a season 7 episode of Supernatural which stars Dean aka Jensen Ackles, but did they also use this one?)

I will give the movie a solid 7 out of 10. It went out and did what it was supposed to, but if you are more into the suspenseful horror films, and not hack and slash with a few jump scares, then Friday the 13th 2009 is not for you.

Not as bad as I thought it was going to be. I watched all the other Friday the 13ths last year and didn't bother with the remake because I thought it would be terrible, not like that stopped me from watching Jason Goes to Hell. Still this was fun with some good kills and teen sex.

Typical generic horror film, I mean I liked it, but can't stand all the crazy drug/sex/swearing scenes all the way through. Stick to the horror!